Kevin Ayers Lyrics - Fake Mexican Tourist Blues Lyrics

Fake Mexican Tourist Blues Lyrics

Artist Kevin Ayers Lyrics
Song Title Fake Mexican Tourist Blues

Hey, mister, would you like my sister
Her name is juanita,
I think. you’d like to meet her.
She’s a little bit risky,
Drinking always whiskey.
But she’s really a tiger
Take you right inside her.

Hey, mister, got another sister
Her name is dolores
She likes pretty colores;
She’s a little bit silly,
Eating always chili;

But she’s very sexy,
Take her home in a taxi.

Hey, juanita, juanita banana
Hey, juanita, would you hold my banana;
I’d like it now, I don’t mean manana.

Hey, brother, what about my mother
She’s only just forty
She’s especially naughty.
She knows a lot a tricks,
More than the younger chicks.
And if you don’t like my mother,
I got a very nice brother.