I love you! i love you beyond a reasonable doubt! i love you and i'd like to take you out to the barn and beat you with a manure-caked stick!
I put a wheel in her right hand
I put a wheel in her left hand
I put a wheel between her legs

I used my grandma as a skateboard
And we went up and down
And we went 'round and 'round
We did the alley-hop, we did the acid-drop
Went down a hill and we took a spill
And now grandma is dead!
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