Lois: It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on Tv.

Peter: But, Where are those good ol' fashion values ...

All: ... on which we used to rely?
All: Lucky theres a Family Guy!
All: Lucky theres a man who, positively can do all the thing that make us ...

Stewie: ...Laugh and cry!

All: He's a Family Guuuuuuuuuuuuy!