Well they often call me Speedo
but my real name is Mister Earl
They often call me Speedo
but my real name is Mister Earl
I gues they call me Speedo
'cause I'm chasin' after little girls

Well some call me Mo
some Joe
Best man is Speedo
he will never take it slow

I said they often call me Speedo
but my real name is Mister Earl
I guess they call me Speedo
cause I don't believe in waistin' time
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