I am really special
Cause there is only one of me
Look at my smile I am so damn happy
People are jealous of me

When I am sad and lonely
I like to sing this song
It cheers me up
And I won't be sad for long
Oh oh oh oh

I am so happy
I can bearily breathe
Puppy dogs, sugar frogs, kittens, baby teeth

Watch all you mothers
I am happy it's hardcore
Happy as a cucumber
A 20 dollar whore
Oh oh oh

I am really happy
Sugarcoated me
Happy good anger bad
That is my philosiphy
I can't do this man I'm not happy

I'm really special
Cause there is only one of me
Look at my smile I'm so damn happy
People are jealous of me

These are my love handles
And this is my spout
If you tip me over
Momma said to knock you out

I am special
I am gonna heave
Welcome to my happy world
Now get your shit and leave
I am happy I am good I am...
I am outta here
Screw you
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